check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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