Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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