just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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