If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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