A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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