Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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