Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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