just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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