it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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