My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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