so explain again why im purple
no
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You ruined the universe
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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