Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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