Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm always down for nudity.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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