Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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