your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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