When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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