so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
