Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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