Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Terrible idea I love it
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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