The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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