I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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