The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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