Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My pussy is not your playground.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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