Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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