Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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