i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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