i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
