I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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