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Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i think i have two assholes
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
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