I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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