Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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