I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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