we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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