Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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