yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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