what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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