he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I fill condoms, not promises.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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