He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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