All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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