All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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