Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
