is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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