She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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