My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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