Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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