It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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