8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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