He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Bring me that man meat
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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