Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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