Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
This is the high leading the old right now
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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