I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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