how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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