yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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