As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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