SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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