ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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