he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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